Let me first start by saying my brother Race is Hilarious...and very smart! He sent this text to his friend Kevin tonight I thought it was so funny (even thought I didn't understand most of it). I thought I would blog it mostly so the sisters can get a good laugh at Race. So here it is...
Hark! Hark! Hark dear Kevin and lend thine ear!
Thou a fair minstrel of the rouge, me a noble gentry of the squire I bid thee listen.
This eve which fast closes upon us is a night of singularly different circumstances than the darken times of day, which have previously crossed our blissfully ignorant path of adolescence.
This night is a night separated from the Sabbath of our Lord by only one setting of the sun.
Pray tell what shall a minstrel as you and a gentry as I do on an evening of the fort but without the distasteful promise of a morning full of learning, tyrants, and mindless hall wandering proletariat?
I say to you brave master of the lute, we shall sally and rally forth unto the darkness armed with mirth in our souls and mischief on our brains.
This evening of off kilter seasons, moons and tide is lying at our door with a pleading groan of ravishment.
Come to me this mistress of merriment moans in the moon light.
Come to me and partake of the promised fruit that ye are granted through tradition and lack of years.
So I plead unto thine ear once more, what shall we do on an evening like this?
Translation: It is not a school night do you want to hang out?
**What high school kid can write like that?**
3 comments:
I don't even know what to say to that. Race is so stinkin funny and weird!!!
thats impressive yet really strange! he is way smart! he kills me!!!
Race, what are thou pondering when thou writstest such a soulful dialogue? Me thinketh, thou has an enumerable amount of time on thy hand and with so many damsels in waiting thou waisteth time on such frivilous chatter of the day!
Translated: Go drag main and find some cute chicks!
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